Money doesn’t grow on trees,
Except for dollar bills
Man is inherently good,
Unless he hits, lies or kills.


Everything is meaningless,
Except for calculus,
You will never learn everything,
Unless, of course you focus.

They’ll never make a horseless carriage,
But, what about cars?
If everything under the sun is meaningless,
What about the stars?

Notice the words you use, be aware of their placements.
Be especially careful of absolute statements,
No matter how beautiful, sounded or logical they may be,
Because there will always be poets to poke fun at them.
But, remember we’ll do it eloquently.